Roses Are Red, Let Me Be Blunt Mug

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Valentine’s Day… but make it honest 😌

This mug features the unapologetically rude rhyme:

Roses are red, let me be blunt.

It might be Valentine’s Day, but you’re still a cunt.

Perfect for those who prefer sarcasm over sentiment and humour over hearts. Ideal as a gag gift for friends, exes, or anyone who appreciates dark, offensive comedy with their morning brew.