Roses Are Red, Violets Are Silly Mug

Not your average love poem 😏

This mug features the cheeky rhyme:

“Roses are red, violets are silly.

Open your flaps, here comes my willy.”

Perfect for anyone with a filthy sense of humour, this rude novelty mug is guaranteed to get laughs (and a few shocked looks) with every brew.

Ideal as a gag gift for partners, friends, or that one person who definitely appreciates inappropriate humour. Great for birthdays, Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or just because you fancy causing chaos at tea time.

Product details:

• Adult humour novelty mug

• Perfect for coffee, tea, or hot chocolate

• Printed with bold, clear text

• A fun gift — not for the easily offended

Perfect for:

Funny gifts • Couples • Adult humour lovers • Valentine’s Day • Gag gifts • Rude mugs